wakey wakey hands off snakey
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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