our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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