The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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