Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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