What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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