go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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