I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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