North Korea, Best Korea!
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
