Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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