at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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