Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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