hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Green mimosas i think yes
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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