She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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