It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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