Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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