also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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