Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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