It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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