we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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