I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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