she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
