she was so not down for the gang bang
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Randomize