Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She just used a chaser for red wine.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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