There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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