girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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