omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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