it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
What a dumb baby whore.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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