your room smells of hookers.
And success
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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