How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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