im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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