I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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