I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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