Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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