So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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