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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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