Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
handjob tips. give me some.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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