do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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