let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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