Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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