I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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