Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
