of course. lets lasso hookers.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she told me i tasted like america
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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