So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
