We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Randomize
