i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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