i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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