He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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