Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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