True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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