pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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