I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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