His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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