I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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