wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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