u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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